Monday, August 31, 2020
Sugar
Wednesday, August 12, 2020
Princess Kay
The New York Times had a story a couple weeks ago about Princess Kay of the Milky Way, the annual competition for dairy promotion at the Minnesota State Fair.
Each year, the competition is capped by a sculptor carving a 90-pound butter bust of each contestant. The show must go on, so even though the fair os off, the carving must continue. They'll do it via Facebook Live starting tomorrow. You can bet I marked my calendar.
I went on the Facebook page tonight to see the details and ended up watching the coronation. It was otherworldly. College students in gowns, wearing masks, talking about their love for dairy farming. There were videos with family members wearing matching shirts, terrible puns and beauty-pageant-like questions related to farms.
It made my night. I can't wait for a week's worth of butter carving.
Friday, August 7, 2020
Scavenger hunt
As part of a friend's birthday celebration, I was a clue in a scavenger hunt (and directed him to another person who would direct him to another who would, eventually, lead him to a birthday present).
I thought it was such a neat idea and the long text conversation was so nice to have.
Thursday, August 6, 2020
Wednesday, August 5, 2020
'He is and he does'
My favorite one is someone who requested the plate "TUNAFSH" with the explanation that he is a fisherman who travels to fish for tuna, and would like people to know that via his vehicle.
"I Googled him," the DMV says. "He is and he does."
Still, they rejected it. Poor fisherman!
Monday, August 3, 2020
'Please scream inside your heart'
Because screaming spreads droplets, which spread disease.
But what's a roller coaster without a shriek? The CEO and another top exec rode stone-faced, to prove it could be done.
And they urged patrons to "Please scream inside your heart."
So ridiculous and so very good.