Breathe out

It's been a rough week, but I wrote a story about the future of video stores today that I'm really excited about, and proud of.

Y'all should read it.

Just... wow

I will add no commentary to this, except to say it's probably inappropriate (maybe not in a NSFW way, but kind of bordering on it) and I really, really love the generous use of asterisks. Really love.

Oh, and you should really click and read it. Obviously.

Better than ordering pizza

Pardon the date on this - I have a small stockpile of things I've been meaning to post, but couldn't at the time for one reason or another.

This story, about a woman who ordered ...adult magazines for a neighbor she was fighting with, is among them. And amusingly creative. Not that I'd ever do a thing like that.

Dirty

I have Internet again!

And so I share with you this:

Apparently, a picture in the paper featured a wrench and pen, positioned so that they looked as if they were... getting it on. A few co-workers were talking about it, and I asked to see the picture.

One of them responds:

"I don't think you should look at it, Arielle. I have an image of you as very wholesome."

So true. And yet... I was the one who passed around Forever at school in 5th grade, too. Which is way more explicit than Wikipedia would have you believe, for the record.